love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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