Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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