I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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