He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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