FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
