at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Damn victory sex feels great
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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