absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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