I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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