did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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