he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you win again, gameday.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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