why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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