we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
