Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.