ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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