you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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