we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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