i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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