What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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