tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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