oh god the rape fog is back!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes