If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?