omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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