me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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