Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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