i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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