Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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