i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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