Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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