dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud