Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot