Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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We talked him into tasing himself.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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