wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK