great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess