Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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