smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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