Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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