Sponge bath it is.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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