So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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