A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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