i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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