do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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