he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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