yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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