i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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