just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.