we have pet lesbian snakes
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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