But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed