Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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