Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit