i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?