Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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