Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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