porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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