the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it