You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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