love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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