It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I enjoy the company of your penis
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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